Holiday Jokes - Christmas Jokes

Knock Knock - Iris

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Iris!
Iris who?
Iris you a merry Christmas!

Anonymous

Christmas Ghost

Q: What did the ghost of Christmas past say to Santa Claus?
A: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

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Barbie and G.I. Joe

A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap. Santa asks, "What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas?" The little girl replies, "I want a Barbie and a G.I. Joe." Santa looks at the little girl for a moment and says, "I thought Barbie comes with Ken." "No," said the little girl. "She comes with G.I. Joe, she fakes it with Ken."

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