Holiday Jokes - Christmas Jokes

Mexican Christmas

Q: Why do Mexicans make tamales on Christmas?
A: So they will have something to unwrap.

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Santa Birthday

Q: What do the reindeer sing to Santa Claus on his birthday?
A: Freeze a jolly good fellow!

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Christmas Plot

One year, a husband gets his mother-in-law a cemetery plot for Christmas. It came with a coffin, tomb stone, the works. The next Christmas comes around and the husband gets her nothing. When the mother-in-law asks, "Why didn't you get me a gift?" the husband replies, "You haven't used the one I got you last year!"

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