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Mystery Sender
Merry Christmas and Happy Ho idays to friends and oved ones c ose and far. We ove you a , b essings to you and yours this yu e season.
Q: Who sent the above greeting?
A: Noel
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Adam Greeting
Q: What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?
A: It's Christmas, Eve !
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Captain Nemo
Q: Why didn't Captain Nemo get any Christmas presents?
A: Because he was on the Nautilus...
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