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Holiday Jokes - Christmas Jokes
Frostbite
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.
Categories:
Word Play Jokes
, Holiday Jokes
(Christmas Jokes)
, Weather Jokes
(Snow / Blizzard Jokes)
, Riddles
(Riddles for Kids)
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Anonymous
Christmas Trees Better
Reasons Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman:
- A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas trees you have had in the past.
- A Christmas tree doesn't care if you have an artificial one in the closet.
- When you are done with a Christmas tree you can throw it on the curb and have it hauled away.
- A Christmas tree doesn't get jealous around other Christmas trees.
- A Christmas tree doesn't care if you watch football all day.
- A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you tie it up and throw it in the back of your pickup truck.
Categories:
Holiday Jokes
(Christmas Jokes)
, Sexist Jokes
(About Women)
, Relationship Jokes
(Man Criticizes Woman)
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Anonymous
Jews and Santa
Q: What's the difference between Santa and a Jew?
A: Santa goes down the chimney.
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Submitted BY: myoclife
