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Captain Nemo
Q: Why didn't Captain Nemo get any Christmas presents?
A: Because he was on the Nautilus...
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Neurotic Dolls
Q: What was so good about the neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?
A: It was wound up already.
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Christmas Gnomes
Q: What do you call the idea that gnomes change into elves?
A: elve-o-lution
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