Holiday Jokes - Christmas Jokes

Adam Greeting

Q:  What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?
A:  It's Christmas, Eve !

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Captain Nemo

Q: Why didn't Captain Nemo get any Christmas presents?
A: Because he was on the Nautilus...

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Neurotic Dolls

Q: What was so good about the neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?
A: It was wound up already.

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