Holiday Jokes - Christmas Jokes

Deep Fried Santa

Q: What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
A: Crisp Cringle.

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Santa Safe

Q: Where does Santa keep his money?
A: In the snow bank.

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Christmas Past

Q: Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past?
A: Because the present's beneath them.

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