Holiday Jokes - Christmas Jokes

Special Summer Sale

A department store had to call off its special summer sale in August because of a conflict -- its Christmas sale was beginning two days later.

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Redneck Christmas Shopping

You know you're a redneck when...
you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend and only come back with one gift.

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Neurotic Dolls

Q: What was so good about the neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?
A: It was wound up already.

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