Holiday Jokes - Christmas Jokes

Cat on the Beach

Q:  Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?
A:  Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

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Santa's Gas Mileage

Q: Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
A: Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

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Reindeer Nose

Q: Why did the reindeer take his nose apart?
A: To see what made it run!

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