Holiday Jokes - Christmas Jokes

Heavy Sack

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big?
A: He only comes once a year.

Anonymous

Xmas Tree

Q: Why is a Christmas tree better than a man?
A: Because it stays up, has cute balls and looks good with the lights on.

Anonymous

Christmas Gifting

My wife asked me to get her "bath stuff" for Christmas.
I sure hope she likes her new toaster.

Anonymous
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