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Holiday Jokes
HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.
Xmas Tree
Q: Why is a Christmas tree better than a man?
A: Because it stays up, has cute balls and looks good with the lights on.
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Xmas Coal
For anyone else getting coal for Christmas, maybe we can link up and get the grill going or something.
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Submitted BY: MEG
Fat Nickname
You'll be so fat after Thanksgiving your new nickname will be "Daaaamn!"
Categories:
Insult Jokes
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