Gross Jokes

The Butcher and the New Mexico Duck

An old woman walks into a butcher shop and asks for a New Mexico duck. The butcher grabs the nearest duck and hands it to the old lady. She puts her finger up its ass, pulls it out, smells it, and says, "You must be new here because this is no New Mexico duck." The butcher replies, "Yep, I am new here." The old lady comes back with, "Well, where are you from?" The butcher drops his pants, spreads his butt cheeks and says, "I don't know, why don't you tell me!"

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Gross Grosser Grossest

Q: What's grosser than gross?
A: Two vampires fighting over a bloody tampon.
Q: What's grosser than that?
A: Finding a used condom on the bottom of a mayonnaise jar.
Q: What's grosser than that?
A: When you open the refrigerator and the rump roast farts in your face.
Q: You want to know what's grosser than that?
A: When you sit on your grandpa's lap and he pops a boner.
But the one thing that is grosser than that is when you are siting on your grandma's lap and she pops a boner.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Gross Jokes , Jokes about Families (Grandmother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Grandfather Jokes) , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
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String On A Tampon

Q: You know why there's a string on a tampon?
A: So the crabs can go bungee jumping.

Categories: Gross Jokes , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (STD Jokes) , Riddles
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