A Blond's Virginity

Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?
A: Her crayons are still sticky.

Tigger

Q: Why was Tigger lickin' the toilet?
A: Cause he was lookin' for Pooh!

There Were Two People In A Car

There were two people having sex in a car. They finished up and the guy threw the condom out the window. His girlfriend got mad at him she wanted to go again. So he got out of the car and went to find the condom. He found that a little boy had found it and when he asked for it back the boy refused. "C'mon" he begged, "I'll give u a dollar."
"Well," little boy thought, "Okay." So the little boy ran home.
"Mom, you'll never guess what just what just happened! I sold this guy a twinkie for a dollar, but I tricked him. I sucked the cream out of it first!"