Gross Jokes - Bug Jokes

Why Did It Fly?

Q: Why did the fly fly?
A: Because the spider spied 'er!

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Anonymous

School Dinners Come On A Plate

Q: What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?
A: School dinners come on a plate!

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Two Flies on a Date

Two flys are out on a date, so they go out on the town and see fresh dog poop on the side of the road. They rush down and start feasting, when one of the flies stops and has the biggest relieved face. The other fly asks, "Are you okay?" The fly responds with a squirmish smile and the other fly smells something funky and says, "Dude, how rude! You fart while I'm eating!"

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Submitted BY: Dmontiel23
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