No Worms Please

A friend went to the kitchen window to check on her two-year-old son, who was playing in the yard with some older children in the neighborhood. She was horrified to see that they were feeding him an earthworm. She quickly opened the window and screamed at them, "Don't feed him worms! They'll make him sick!" They looked up at her puzzled and asked, "Was he sick yesterday?"

Kleenex anyone?

Q: What do you find up a clean nose?
A: Fingerprints

The Maggot Conversation

Q:  What did the maggot say to another?
A:  What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this!