Gross Jokes

Autobiography

I've heard a witch is writing a tell all book about her life.
Warts and all.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Barrack Inspection

The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and he overheard one terrified recruit whisper, "Master Chief Barnes has the heart of a tiny child...on his desk...in a jar." Without missing a beat, Master Chief Barnes snarled, "Goddamned if they don't find out EVERY little thing about you!"

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School Dinners Come On A Plate

Q: What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?
A: School dinners come on a plate!

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