The Maggot Conversation

Q:  What did the maggot say to another?
A:  What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this!

Kitchen Spider

Q: What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?
A: It became a daddy short legs!

Two Male Flies

Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for good looking females. One spots a real cutie sitting on a pile of cow shit and dives down toward her. "Pardon me" he asks, turning on his best charm,"...but is this stool taken?"