Funny Thoughts

Knock Knock - Lemon

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lemon!
Lemon who?
Lemon me give you a kiss!

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John's Answering Machine

Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.

Anonymous

Debutante Orgies

Q: Why don't debutantes go to orgies?
A: There'd be too many thank you notes to write.

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