Funny Thoughts

The $100 Question

A smart blonde, Santa Claus, and a leprechaun are in a kitchen. There is a $100 dollar bill on the floor.
Q: Who picks it up?
A: Nobody, because none of them exist.

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Cheesy Booty Call

I'm allergic to three things: cheese, pollen, and not being with you.

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Some Body

Q: What did the skeleton tell the doctor in the club?
A: I need some body to dance!

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