Funny Thoughts

Osama Is Dead

Q: What is funnier then a dead Osama bin Laden?
A: A dead Osama bin Laden in a clown suit.

Anonymous

Words of Passion

Q: What does Pinocchio's lover say to him?
A: "Lie to me! Lie to me!" 
 

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Legacy

Three retired friends were talking over drinks about their careers and they got on the subject of leaving a legacy.  One friend asked the others, when people see you in your casket, what would you like them to say?  The first friend hoped they would comment on how great a doctor and family man he was.  The second friend hoped they would comment on him being a great teacher and making a difference.  The third friend paused in reflection then said, I would like to hear them say, "Look, he's moving!"

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