Dead Bird

Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake were walking along the beach. Suddenly, Justin says, "Aww, Britney, look at the dead birdie." Britney looks up at the sky and says, "Where?!"

Stars

Romantic couple looking up at the sky at night:
'What if they're not stars, but holes poked into the top of the container so we can breathe?'

Imagine That

Can you believe what people do in the church these days? I was in the church listening to the priest's sermon when i saw a guy smoking cigarettes inside the church. I was so amazed that I dropped my beer and made a huge ruckus.