Funny Thoughts

Blondes And Birth Control

Q: Why don't blondes take birth control pills?
A: Because they keep falling out.

Anonymous

Dead Bird

Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake were walking along the beach. Suddenly, Justin says, "Aww, Britney, look at the dead birdie." Britney looks up at the sky and says, "Where?!"

Anonymous

Stars

Romantic couple looking up at the sky at night:
'What if they're not stars, but holes poked into the top of the container so we can breathe?'

Categories: Funny Thoughts
Submitted BY: MEG
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