AM Winner

My girlfriend and I have a competition every morning to see who gets out of bed first when our alarms go off.
You snooze, you lose.

Answering Machine - Take Over The World

You might be calling to give me important information. If so, leave your information at the tone. Or perhaps you just want to have a casual conversation. If so, leave a message and I'll get back to you so we can have the conversation later. Or perhaps you want to know what I'm doing tonight, in which case it's the same thing I do every night. TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

CHIPS

Just went to a shop closing out Erik Estrada DVDs at a huge discount.
The CHiPs are down.