Funny Thoughts

Night Shift

Q: What's another name for policemen when they're in bed?
A: Undercover cops.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Old Pilgrims

Q: If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
A: Their age!

Anonymous

Granny Rules

My Grandad was wounded by a German during the war
Granny Schneider found him in bed with another woman and shot him

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Written By: KielPhillips
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