Funny Thoughts

3 Blonde Jokes

Q: Want to hear three blonde jokes?
A: Listen to Hanson!

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Elephant Gift

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said thank you. I said don't mention it.

Submitted BY: theseren

Bad Day?

When you're having a bad day and it seems like people are trying to piss you off, just remember: it takes 42 muscles to frown, and only 4 to pull the trigger of a decent sniper rifle.

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