Funny Thoughts

Bright Until Spoken To

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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Time Check

I want to take a moment to talk about my late aunt.
Old bag should have been here an hour ago.

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Undercover Cops

Q: What's another name for undercover cops?

A: Pigs-in-a-blanket.

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