Turtle Got Mugged

A turtle that was crossing the street was mugged one day. The policemen came to help and asked him what happened. He replied, "I am not sure, it happened too fast."

Geek Booty Call

The thoughts I'm having about you are rated M for Mature.

You Grew Up In The 80's If

• You learned to swim about the same time "Jaws" came out and still can't swim naked at night.
• Prince's "1999" was the focal point of your plans for an end of the century party.
• You dressed to emulate either Duran Duran, Poison, Madonna, Rick Springfield or Cyndi Lauper.
• You wanted to be gagged with a spoon.
• You had a poster of Bo, Luke & Daisy Duke.
• There was nothing questionable about Bert and Ernie living together.
• You dialed "867-5309" to see if Jenny would answer.
• Your family's cable TV box had the three rows of numbers, and you had to move the selector switch accordingly.