Funny Thoughts

What Would Elvis Be Doing Today?

Q: What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?
A: Scratching like hell to get out of that box.

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Anonymous

ATM Lady

I was at an ATM and this old lady asked me to help check her balance, so I pushed her over.

Anonymous

Three Redneck Lies

  1. The pickup is paid for.
  2. I won this belt buckle in the rodeo.
  3. I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

Anonymous
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