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Doctors Slap Babies
Q: Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
A: To knock the penises off the smart ones.
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Apple AirPods Max Warning
Don't clean carpets while wearing the new noise-canceling Apple AirPods Max headphones.
I just finished the whole house before realizing that the vacuum wasn't plugged in.
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Submitted BY: MEG
Knock Knock - Disguise
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Disguise!
Disguise who?
Disguise the limit!
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