Funny Thoughts

Trash Talk

HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A SMILE....

1. Open a new file in your computer.

2. Name it 'Barack Obama'.

3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.

4. Empty the Recycle Bin.

5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid
of 'Barack Obama?'

6. Firmly Click 'Yes.'

7. Feel better?

GOOD - Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi!

Anonymous

Constipation

One day a kid asked his friend if he'd seen the movie ''constipation?'' His friend replied "no". ''yeah...'' he said ''it never came out.

Anonymous

Man And Pig

Q: What's the difference between a man and a pig?
A: You mean there IS a difference?

Anonymous
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