Shower Thoughts

The child of a Mermaid and a Centaur has a one in four chance of being a normal human. 
And a one in four chance of being a seahorse.
I'm glad we remember our Punnett Squares

Dog Bite

One day, a mailman was greeted by a boy and his dog. The mailman said to the boy, "Does your dog bite?" "No," replied the boy. Just then, the dog bit the mailman. "Hey, "he yelled. "I thought your dog doesn't bite!" "He doesn't," replied the boy, "but that's not my dog."

Four for Dinner

Waiting for my three friends at a Spanish restaurant. The waiter has just asked if I want a drink. "Wine" I told him "Pour for four"