Share this joke via Email (Step 2)
Share this Joke on Twitter
Registered Users Only
You must be a registered user to submit a joke. But registering is FREE and don't worry, we only need a name and e-mail address, and we don't sell or share your information with any third-parties (see Privacy Policy).
Registered Users Only
You must complete account validation before submitting jokes. Click here to go to your profile page to complete the process.
Get link for other Social Networks
Copy the sharable link above.
Main Menu
- Home
- Popular Jokes
- New Releases
- Joke of the Day
- Browse By Category
- Browse Writers
- Contests
- Submit Joke
- Contact Us
- Info
© Copyright 2026 Jokers Media, LLC
All rights reserved.
All rights reserved.
- Home
- >
- Categories
- >
- Funny Thoughts
- >
- All
Funny Thoughts
Foreign Body Chip
Q: What do you call a foreign body in a chip pan?
A: An Unidentified Frying Object!
- 0
- 0
- 0
Anonymous
Thoracic Pet
What do you call a bird at a thoracic office?
A Barium Swallow.
Categories:
Funny Thoughts
- 2
- 2
- 2
Submitted BY: meg
Answering Machine - Lost Voice
Hello, this is Jason's voice. Jason's not here right now -- hey, haven't you ever lost YOUR voice? Well, believe you me, when I find him again, I'll have a few choice words for him. If you do too, leave them after the beep.
- 0
- 0
- 0
Anonymous
