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Flaming Airplane
Four guys were in an airplane, which was going down in flames. There were only 3 parachutes, though. The pastor says "I should go! everybody needs religion!" they agree and he jumps. Another guy says "I'm the smartest man on earth! If I die, everyone goes broke!" so he jumps. The old guy says to the hippie "I am old, and you have a whole life ahead of you, so you jump." But the hippie replies "Chill dude! We can both go! the smartest man on earth forgot the parachute!"
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Jumping the Gun
I went to a crematorium to plan my wife's funeral, but apparently she has to be dead first.
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Mexicans Building A Roof
Q: How many Mexicans does it take to build a roof?
A: Juan.
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