Share your Toys

Mrs. Jones, mother of two, was observing her children playing in the snow. She called the oldest one inside to speak to him. "Bobby, I told you to share your toys with your brother." "I am sharing, Mom. He plays with the sled going up the hill, and I play with it going down."

Motivational Speaker Booty Call

Step 1: Feel that fire of passion burning in you!
Step 2: Now feel mine.

Skeleton Winter

Q: Why do skeletons hate winter?
A: Because the wind just goes straight through them!