Funny Thoughts

Men and Parking

Q: How are men and parking spots alike?
A: The good ones are always taken.

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Neighborhood Watch

My neighbor fills his boat with nets and rods every morning, then goes out to sea.
Something fishy going on there I think

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Written By: KielPhillips

Whore and Bungee Jumper

Q: What do a whore and a bungee jumper have in common?
A: They cost the same, last as long, and if the rubber breaks you're fucked.

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