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Perspective
The next time you hate your life remember, it's all about perspective. I have a friend who has sex 2-3 times a day, exercises twice a day, reads 2 books a week and yet complains about how much he hates prison.
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Happy Birthdead
Q: What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday?
A: A dead puppy!
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Survival Sport
Swimmimg... it's not a sport, it's a way to keep from drowning.
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