Funny Thoughts

Black Santa

When I was a kid, my father would tell me that the black Santa Claus was coming to our house for Christmas. Instead of putting out cookies and milk, we would put out cornbread and purple kool-aid.

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Cow Counting

Q: How do cows do mathematics?
A: They use a cow-culator.

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Holy Cabbage

Q: What did the Vegetarian Preacher say to his church?
A: Lettuce pray!

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