Japanese Method

I tried the Japanese method of de-cluttering where you hold every object that you own and if it does not bring you joy, you throw it away.

So far I've thrown out all of the vegetables, my bra, the electric bill, the scale, a mirror and my treadmill.

Interesting Facts

• If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing pound puppy underwear and a superman cape. It is strong enough, however, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20 by 20 foot room.
• When you hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh," it's already too late.
• Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
• A six year old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36 year old man says they can only do it in the movies.
• If you use a waterbed as home plate while wearing baseball shoes it does not leak - it explodes.
• A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq foot house 4 inches deep.
• Legos will pass through the digestive tract of a four year old.
• Super glue is forever.
• McGyver can teach us many things we don't want to know,
• No matter how much Jello you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
• Pool filters do not like Jello..
• Always look in the oven before you turn it on.
• The fire department in San Jose has at least a 5 minute response time.
• The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earth worms dizzy... It will however make cats dizzy.
• Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

Bored? Try these!

Boredom should NEVER be a symptom in your life. All you need to do is read this list and Rock-N-Roll! WARNING: Some of these may result in people chasing you. Always wear tennis shoes and have your escape route planned out :)

1: Reply to everything someone says with, "that's what YOU think!"
2: Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and re-route entire streets.(This one is especially useful if you're having a yard sale!)
3: Ask people what gender they are. When they reply, ask - "are you sure?"(Not recommended at Biker Bars)
4: Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and repeatedly saying "blah, blah, blah, blah".
5: Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.(Works even better if your rent a cop uniform.)
6: Go to your local mall. Walk up to strangers and say: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now." If they answer you, go to plan 4 above. Be prepared to run real fast :)
7: Go to the local electronics or appliance store. Adjust the tint on all their TV's so that all the people are green. When an employees asks what you're doing, insist that you "like it that way."
8: Drive around your city or town honking at pedestrians. Flip them off while driving by. Collect points for reactions: A: They flip you off - plus 20 points. B: They wave at you - minus 10 points. C: No reaction or blank stare - minus 10 points. D: They trip or run into something while staring - plus 25 points. Bonus: If they fall down, give yourself 100 points.