Too Much of the 90's!

Signs you've had too much of the 90's!

• You try to enter your password on the microwave.
• You now think of three espressos as "getting wasted.
• You haven't played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years.
• You e-mail your son in his room to tell him that dinner is ready, and he emails you back "What's for dinner?"
• You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven't spoken to your next door neighbor yet this year.
• You didn't give your valentine a card this year, but you posted one for your online buddies via a Web page.
• The concept of using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase is totally foreign to you.
• You consider 2nd day air delivery painfully slow.
• Your idea of being organized is multiple colored post-it notes.
• And finally... You hear most of your jokes via email instead of in person!

Apple Time Saver

iOS 17: Apple has finally agreed to stop autocorrecting the word FUCK to DUCK and SHIT to SHOT. This should work out to be a huge time saver. One user commented that it would save her at least an hour daily correcting words back to her intended curse. 
Thank you Apple!

A Donut Eater

Q: Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
A: She is the one who can eat the last donut!