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Ugly Toad
Q: What did the witch say to the ugly toad?
A: "I'd put a curse on you but it looks like someone already beat me to it"!
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Anonymous
Meet the Family
I'm introducing my girlfriend to my parents for the first time tonight.
I told my girlfriend my parents were partially deaf, so she has to speak loud and slow. I told my parents my girlfriend is retarded.
This should be an interesting night.
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Anonymous
Marital Bliss
I married a beautiful woman - a smart one too.
Hopefully they’ll never meet.
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