Funny Thoughts

Perfect Match

The last time I was somebody's type, I was donating blood.

Categories: Funny Thoughts
Submitted BY: MEG

Need Alcohol?

I hate when people say you don't need alcohol to have fun.
You don't need running shoes to run but it fucking helps.

Anonymous

Christmas Countdown

I can't believe Christmas is only 364 days away...
...feels like it was just yesterday.

Anonymous
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