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Elton John - Wind
David Furnish has a terrible flatulence problem. Poor Elton John.
It seems to me, he lives his life, just handling the wind.
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Definition of Stress
Stress: The confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's basic desire to choke the living shit out of some asshole who desperately deserves it.
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Satisfaction
Q: Why do lions think highly of themselves?
A: Because they have pride
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