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Waterslide
There are three girls going to a water park for the day. One is brunette, one is a redhead and the last is a blonde. When they get to the park, they see a Magic Wishing Slide. They decide to give it a go. The brunette is the first to go down the slide. She yells "Monneeeeeeeey!!!". When she shoots out of the end of the slide, she lands in a pool of money. The redhead is next. She slides down and yells "Chocccollate!!!". When she shoots out of the end, she landed in a pool of chocolate. The blonde slides down screaming "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!". When she shoots out of the end, she lands in a pool of...WEE!!!
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See Tracks Follow Tracks
There was a blonde, brunette, and a red head, and they all decided to go camping. They needed food so the redhead walked out into the forest, and two hours later came back with a rabbit over her shoulder. The other two girls asked her, "how did you catch that?" She replied "See tracks, follow tracks, see rabbit, kill rabbit." So they ate that for dinner. The next day they needed food so the brunette walked out into the forest, and two hours later came back with a lion over her shoulder. The other two girls asked her, "how did you catch that?" She replied "see tracks, follow tracks, see lion, kill lion." So they ate that for dinner. The next day they needed food again so the blonde walked out into the forest, and two hours later came back limping all bruised, black & blue with torn clothes. The other two girls asked her, "What happened to you?" She replied "see tracks, follow tracks, see train, get hit by train."
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True Stories
Q: How many blonde jokes are there?
A: One. The rest are all true stories.
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