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Trip To The Desert
A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde went on a trip to the desert. They each brought one item for survival. The red-head brought water. The blonde asked, "Why?" The red-head replied, "To prevent us from dying of thirst." The brunette brought food. The blonde asked, "Why?" The brunette replied, "To prevent us from dying of hunger." The blonde brought a car door. The red-head and brunette asked, "Why?" The blonde replied, "To roll down the window if it gets hot."
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Blondes And Birth Control
Q: Why don't blondes take birth control pills?
A: Because they keep falling out.
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Dead Bird
Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake were walking along the beach. Suddenly, Justin says, "Aww, Britney, look at the dead birdie." Britney looks up at the sky and says, "Where?!"
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