6 Ways Footballs Are Like Blondes

6. Both are made out of plastic.
5. Both are full of hot air.
4. Both are frequently passed from man to man.
3. Both have been known to score.
2. Both are often handled by hot, sweaty guys on television.
1. Women aren't especially fond of them.

Intelligence

Q: What's blonde and has an IQ of 160?
A: A foursome!

M&M Allergy

A guy took his girlfriend to the movies. During the pre-views, she asked him if he would go and buy her some M&Ms. When he returned with her candy, she opened the bag, picked out all the brown ones and threw them away. "What did you do that for?" he asked her. "I'm allergic to chocolate!" she replied.