Funny Thoughts

I Remember You

A guy is in the grocery store when a pretty woman smiles at him and says hello. He’s taken aback and can’t place her. “Do I know you?” he asks. “I think you’re the father of one of my kids,” she says. He racks his brain to think of how that could be. Then he remembers the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife. “Wow,” he says. “Are you the stripper from my bachelor party, who tied me down on the pool table, and did it with me, with all my buddies cheering, while your friend sprayed whipped cream on my butt? Boy, that was insane.” “No,” she says. “I think I’m your son’s math teacher.”

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Profession Jokes (Teacher Jokes) , School Jokes (Middle School Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes)
Anonymous

Twist Off

I wish I was stronger so I could get the top off this bottle of steroids.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Drug Jokes
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Written By: KielPhillips

Wet and Harry

Q: Whats wet on the inside and hairy on the outside. It starts with 'C', ends with 'T', and has a 'U' and an 'N' in the middle.
A: Coconut.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Food Jokes
Anonymous
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