Funny Thoughts

Chips And Dip

Q: How do you get a zombie baby into a bowl?
A: A blender.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Doritos.

Anonymous

Car Accident

Yesterday my sister and her boyfriend had an accident in the car. They called her Maggie.

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Relative Sex

"Dad," asked son, "What's that shriveled up old thing on Grandma?" Dad replied ''That's Grandpa!"

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