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If Men Ruled The World - Drinking
- Instead of a beer belly, you'd get beer biceps.
- On Groundhog Day, if you saw your shadow, you'd get the day off to go drinking.
- St. Patrick's Day would be celebrated monthly.
- Faucets would run "Hot," "Cold," and "100 proof."
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Broomstick
Q: Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?
A: He was caught playing with his broomstick.
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Bad Skin
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?
A: Acne waits until your 13 to come on your face!
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