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Legacy
Three retired friends were talking over drinks about their careers and they got on the subject of leaving a legacy. One friend asked the others, when people see you in your casket, what would you like them to say? The first friend hoped they would comment on how great a doctor and family man he was. The second friend hoped they would comment on him being a great teacher and making a difference. The third friend paused in reflection then said, I would like to hear them say, "Look, he's moving!"
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Yo Mama - Sections
Yo mama so fat she has to wake up in sections.
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