Funny Thoughts

Something Stupid

Q: How do you know when a blonde is going to say something stupid?

A: She opens her mouth.

Anonymous

New Cannibal

Q: How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?
A: He became a vegetarian!

Anonymous

Steel Trap

I have a mind like a steel trap, which can be dangerous. Every time I get an idea, it snaps my neck and swallows my face.

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