Funny Thoughts

Jock Booty Call- Unnecessary Roughness

Hey babe, I hear you're into unnecessary roughness. High five!

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Locked Out

Locked my keys in the car outside an abortion clinic. They weren't impressed when I went in and asked if they had a coat hanger.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Plasma Delivery

Q: What do you call boats that deliver plasma to hospitals?
A: Blood vessels

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