CHIPS

Just went to a shop closing out Erik Estrada DVDs at a huge discount.
The CHiPs are down.

Yo Mama - Sneeze

Yo mama is so old, when she sneezes, dust flies out.

Answering Machine - Twilight Phone

Rod Serling imitation: You're dazed, bewildered, trapped in a world without time, where sound collides with color and shadows explode. You see a signpost up ahead -- this is no ordinary telephone answering device... You have reached, "The Twilight Phone".