Mommy Horse

Q: Why was the mommy horse upset with her son the mule?
A: Because he came out half-assed.

Ghost Joke Writers

Q: Who writes ghosts jokes?
A: Crypt writers!

Bill Gates, The Antichrist

PROOF THAT BILL GATES IS THE ANTICHRIST
Conversion to ASCII values: MS-DOS 6. 2177 83 45 68 79 83 32 54 46 50 49 = 666WINDOWS9587 73 78 68 79 87 83 57 53 1 = 666SYSTEM 7. 083 89 83 84 69 77 32 55 46 48 = 666
Coincidence? I think not! The real name of the Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III.
By converting the letters of his current name to the ASCII-values and adding his (III), you get the following: B 66I 73L 76L 76G 71A 65T 84E 69S 833-------666!!!!