Funny Thoughts

Shih-Tzu Poodle

Q: What do you call a Shih-Tzu mixed with a poodle?
A: A Shih-Tzpoo

Anonymous

Yo Mama - Walmart

Yo mama so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices!

Anonymous

Hundred Dollar Tattoo

This guy goes into a tattoo shop and requests to have a $100 dollar bill tattooed on his dick. "Why do you want that permanently on your penis?" asks the tattoo artist. "Three reasons: I like to play with my money, I like to watch my money grow, and this way my wife can blow a hundred bucks without leaving the house."

Anonymous
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