Right of Way

Q: Who has the right of way any time?
A: The car with a gun rack and a bumper sticker that reads "Guns don't kill people, I do."

Chinese Chicken

Q: What does a Chinese chicken say?
A: Wok wok wok wok wok

Descartes in a Bar

René Descartes is sitting in a bar. The bartender asks if he'd like another pint.
"I think not," he answers, and disappears.