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Spitting in the Vase
"Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece?" "No, Nora, but I'm getting closer all the time !"
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Two Kinds of Lawyers
There are two kinds of lawyers, those who know the law and those who know the judge.
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Corporate Booty Call
I bet you can increase my productivity.
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