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Fast Food Apology
A fat man goes into a fast food resturant and orders his food. The cashier says that it will be a min or two for his food. Finally his food is ready. The cashier hands the food to the fat guy and tells him, "Sorry about your weight."
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Anonymous
Autocorrect RIP
The guy who invented auto-correct for smart phones passed away today.
Restaurant in peace.
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Anonymous
Quick Reader
Started reading the dictionary last week. Today my friend asked how far I'd gotten, "Halfway" I said. "Wow!" he exclaimed with disbelief "You're at 'm' already?"
Fucking idiot, "Halfway" starts with an "H"
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